Throwing the word douche around lately just doesn't have the same fun impact it once had for me. I was watching a video clip with Tim Daly and his son and all that kept being sad was too douche, big time douche etc but when Pops uttered "Quite Douche" I couldn't stop laughing. It was a nice new way I plan on using the word when referring to some prick.
Let's try it in a scenario:
"Last month I had some things delivered to Chris on his birthday, you know a cake, some flowers to take to his Mom... you know to let him know I care even though we're 2918 miles apart. Last week it was my birthday and he texted 'Happy birthday to you and that fantastic bottom', what do you think?"
"I was IMing with Chris and I happily let it slip that I put the Los Angeles house on the market and have that job interview in Boston next week. He started a big fight, when I asked him to call me so I could tell him about it. He typed, he never wanted to talk to me again. What do you think?"
"Oh Niki, he's quite douche."
See isn't it a nice, fun with a touch of class way to refer to a thoughtless prick?
I never said I was good at picking the right man for me but I keep on trying.
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